clannyphantom:

my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that doesnt warm your heart then idk what will

tastefullyoffensive:

Since 2012 Canadian artist Andrew Lamb has been adding pop culture characters to Neighborhood Watch Signs around Toronto.

leonardbonesy:

whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.

unphh:

kuntsnuggles:

I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago

and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of who’s opinion i like

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

(Source: twirpy)

westayedinthewater:

tobycelery:

Great Dane puppy voices his displeasure at being forced to get up early

GOD

i am this dog

(Source: videohall)

poop-fart-princess:

poyzn:

Animals that are unbelievably awesome.

are you KIDDING that last picture is so full of ACTION and DRAMA why aren’t we talking about it

I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6.

unknown (via unlively)

(Source: stayygone)